Sunday, 11 May 2014

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Aankhon ne kaise khwab taraashe h in Dino,
Dil pr ajeeb rang utarte h in Dino,
Rakh apne paas apne ma-o-meher ae Falak
Hum khud kisi ki aankh ke taare h in DinoPathan sardar ki b v ki ayadat k liy hospital gya aur sath bathy hoy sardar sy pocha,kia hoa bhabi ko?
Sardar,current lga hy.
Pathan,0 ho phr to is ka gand b phat gya hoa ga.Pathan:
yar ye Doctor Parchi pe aisa kya likhta hai jo sirf Medical Store waale hi samjh paate hen,
Sardar:Wo likhte hen:
‘Mene to Loot Liya tu b Loot le.
Sardar: Why do u worry? U too better sleep.
This is not our own house, after all rented house..Ksi ne waja puchi to bola:
Barat me Dulhe k bap ne awaz lagai,”me munday da abba,kithe kuri da abba?”
Kuri ka baap utha or un dono ne aps me pagrian change kar li.
Phir 1 or admi ne awaz lagai,”me munde da chacha,kithay kuri da chacha?”
Uno ne kameez change kar li
Os k bad mujse raha na gya,mene kaha,me munde da YAR,kithay kuri da YAR?
Bus fair danday,sotay te jutian change hoiyan:

hockey na jab jab upar ane ko koshish ki he,cricket ne use hamesha daba diya hai
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11 months ago
By: Aditya0460 In: Jokes
Gf- I love you.
Boy- Tell me any diffrant style.
Gf- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KAMOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA.
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11 months ago
By: Aditya0460 In: Jokes

Apki Bato Pe DiL Haru
WAH! WAH!
Apki Surat Pe Jan Waru
WAH! WAH!
Jis Din NHi Aata Apka SMS DiL Krta H Apko patak-patak k Maru!
Ab BoLo Wah! Wah!
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11 months ago
By: veeresh143 In: Jokes

life = Mobile
friends = charger
lover = recharge

kitna bhi recharge karlo charger na ho to mobile switch off

Qki HAR EK FRIEND JARURI HOTA HAI
Like: 1555 - SMS Length: 150
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11 months ago
By: smitmuskan In: Jokes

Doctr-Ab kya haal h? Patient-Pehle se zyada khrab h. Dct-Dawai khali thi kya? Pt-Nhi dawai ki sheeshi to bhari hui thi. Dc-I mean dawai leli thi? Pt-Apne di to maine leli. Dc-Bevkuf dawai peeli thi? Pt-Nhi,dawai to laal thi. Dc-Gadhe, dawai ko pee lia tha? Pt-Nhi ji peelia to mujhe tha.. . . . .
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11 months ago
By: Rajeev kumar In: Jokes

Santa ki loutri lagi aur woh ghar pr jakar apni wife se bola...
Santa- Agar mere loutri lagi to tum kya karogi.
Wife- 50% lekr tumhe chod dhungi.
Santa- yeh le 50 rupye aur nikal yaha se.
Like: 543 - SMS Length: 190
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11 months ago
By: admin In: Jokes

Boy n girl on fb

girl:- “u never smile na??”

boy:-“hw can u say dis??”
...
girl:-“ur smiling pics r mising here”

boy:-“ok then …do u bath daily??”

girl:-“ya ofcorse..y u asking??”

boy:-“no, I hvnt seen .any pic….” :D :D :D
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11 months ago
By: admin In: Jokes

Which sng will be played if roadies team will play holi in awad:-

Holi khele "raghu" vira awad me.. ;) :D
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11 months ago
By: Sauravroy In: Jokes

Tution sir: abey gadhe , homework kyun nahi kiya.
New age student: tameez se baat kar sale,customer se koi aise baat karta hai kya?
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Lovely Hindi Sms Hindi SMS Love Friendship Sad Shayari Image PHoto Hd Messages Wallpaper Funny For Girlfriend Photos
Lovely Hindi Sms Hindi SMS Love Friendship Sad Shayari Image PHoto Hd Messages Wallpaper Funny For Girlfriend Photos
Lovely Hindi Sms Hindi SMS Love Friendship Sad Shayari Image PHoto Hd Messages Wallpaper Funny For Girlfriend Photos
Lovely Hindi Sms Hindi SMS Love Friendship Sad Shayari Image PHoto Hd Messages Wallpaper Funny For Girlfriend Photos
Lovely Hindi Sms Hindi SMS Love Friendship Sad Shayari Image PHoto Hd Messages Wallpaper Funny For Girlfriend Photos
Lovely Hindi Sms Hindi SMS Love Friendship Sad Shayari Image PHoto Hd Messages Wallpaper Funny For Girlfriend Photos
Lovely Hindi Sms Hindi SMS Love Friendship Sad Shayari Image PHoto Hd Messages Wallpaper Funny For Girlfriend Photos
Lovely Hindi Sms Hindi SMS Love Friendship Sad Shayari Image PHoto Hd Messages Wallpaper Funny For Girlfriend Photos
Lovely Hindi Sms Hindi SMS Love Friendship Sad Shayari Image PHoto Hd Messages Wallpaper Funny For Girlfriend Photos
Lovely Hindi Sms Hindi SMS Love Friendship Sad Shayari Image PHoto Hd Messages Wallpaper Funny For Girlfriend Photos
Lovely Hindi Sms Hindi SMS Love Friendship Sad Shayari Image PHoto Hd Messages Wallpaper Funny For Girlfriend Photos


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